ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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