It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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