Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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