I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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