Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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