How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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