He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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