so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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