never play flip cup with pint glasses
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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