That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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