Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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