ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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