You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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