He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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