i may or may not be watching the land before time
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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