Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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