Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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