Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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