i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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