Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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