so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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