White coat. Heels.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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