I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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