You surviving the open bar?
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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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