Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
ok first of all what the fuck
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