Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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