actually, I'm a sock model
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
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you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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