When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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