as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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