I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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