AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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