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  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:56am

    If she can wash, fuck, cook, give good blow jobs, and clean house, marry her!

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:53pm

    this was no specific girl, jeez. he was saying in general when a girl leaves wearing a guys shirt or something, she washes it before giving it back. you twelve year old dorks are so eager to try and be macho jerks. good luck finding ANY girl, let alone one that will let you treat them like that.

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:42am

    Third will never be best. That's impossible. However, getting random girls to do your laundry is the best.

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:21pm

    Real or fake? Who really gives a fuck?

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:36pm

    soooo you give them dirty clothes??? that is classy

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:51am

    dump that bitch!! She's trying to be nice to you to get something: money, sperm, place to live. Pump her and dump her, bro

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:31am

    people who don't live with their parents or in the dorms go to the laundromat. ass

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:01am

    oh and if she likes it in the ass now and then, definately marry her!

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:28am

    Third bitches! I'm the best

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:06am

    she's just another whore -- trading sex for doing the laundry. Nothing special about that

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:05am

    why even consider marrying the bitch? She does housework and puts out. Why ruin it with marriage?

  • 54 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:06pm

    Good one. Dorks. Reall original.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:36am

    If you can't spell it, it probably didn't happen. I bet your mom washed it.

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:39pm

    Anal sex=marriage. If she gives you her ring then should give her a ring.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:23pm

    Who goes to a laundromat?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:55pm

    Remember women work and do all kind of nice things but once they think they have u hooked a baby marriage watever they turn into a new person

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:25pm

    This is so incredibly true but only sometimes when I gave a guy his things back he thought they wete washed not knowing I spit in them

  • 44 50
    Submitted by R3X on Jun 26, 10 at 7:43am

    This Shit Has So Happened To Me one time one of my ex's wouldent return my favorite shirt because she said it smelled like me fucken weird bitch was crazy if she can fuck suck clean