its not stalking. its research.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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