Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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