do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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