Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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