Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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