hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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