I have demons in me.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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