he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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