I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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