how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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