Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
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I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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