She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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