More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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