I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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