I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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