She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize