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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.

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(708): View more from Illinois

If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.

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(970): View more from Colorado

the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.

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(954): View more from Florida

it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.

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(941): View more from Florida

I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit

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(813): View more from Florida

There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?

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