george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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