Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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